Definitions by stefb
Steakbake
What comes out of your gareth after a weeks holiday in the canary islands when you have eaten sirloin steak every night and become constipated due to the funny water. It looks like steak, it smells like steak and would probably taste like steak too if you cared to try it...
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Munge
"How far did you get with her last night?" "I gave her tits a good old munge but when I tried to stick my hand up her skirt she slapped me"