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seanbaby 

Comedic writer, video game reviewer, columnist for Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine, Super Friends enthusiast. Robotic killing machine (unconfirmed)

Known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, analogy-driven comedy.

Seanbaby is the closest thing to an Internet Comedic Writer God.
Seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend's reaction to playing Aquaman:

"She played it for a few minutes, I assume to help understand why I hate my life, and ended up saving an Atlantean prisoner. With a flourish, he said "Thank you, Aquaman!" and swam off. She replied, "You're welcome, fellow underwater fag!" Then a beat. And then, "This sucks."
seanbaby by FlowersInMidgar September 28, 2006

seanbaby 

Possibly the funniest and most awesomely kickass human being ever. Writes seanbaby.com, which never updates. Still, there are lots of old articles.
seanbaby rocks my face.
seanbaby by Foggy September 19, 2003

Seanbaby 

The funniest man alive. Has much to say on news, video games, and crappy old movies.
Seanbaby really kicked ass with that article about that crappy Straight Up video.
Seanbaby by EnigmaticCoffeeCup April 19, 2004

Steak Baby 

A large production of a single piece of feces.
I'm have to go lay out a steak baby
Steak Baby by Delta Charlie October 3, 2006

swearbaby 

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.
Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!
swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

Seanbaby 

An 80's/video game fan who writes for EGM about games that suck badly, and a site for everything else.
We can all agree: Seanbaby kicks ass.
Seanbaby by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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