Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

starcasm

a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.

oh invite starcasm to the raid if you want it to be unforgettable

by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

sarcasmoff

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship

Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff

by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sarcasm Man

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

by Deseejay December 8, 2010

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

by Adrusi December 30, 2010

sarcgasm

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

by essteeyou September 16, 2010