Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

by Adrusi December 31, 2011

Sarcasm

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I speak English and sarcasm.

by FlamingElf October 27, 2011

Sarcasm

is a language spoken fluently in the country of Tumblr.

Rebecca Black is the greatest artist of all time! #FunFunFun

The statement above is obviously filled with sarcasm.

by Tumblr Addict June 11, 2011

Sarcasm

1: The national language of Bolivia.
2: A species of small tree frog with a small red crest on its neck, local to South America.

Twilight was a good movie, said a sarcasm-speaking Bolivian tree frog.

by SomeStupidBloke May 7, 2013

Sarcasm

A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.

A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:

Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?

by TjoffTjoff November 18, 2009

Sarcasm

To say the opposite of what is obvious.

Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.

Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"

Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"

Tom: "really"

Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."

by SphenMcdanielles March 4, 2009

Sarcasm

Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.

Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!

Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!

by danthaman15 June 23, 2009