sarcgasm

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

by essteeyou September 16, 2010

Sarcgasm

A brillant quote or commentary, full of sarcasm, that carries to some listener to lough almost to orgasm

Guy 1: yes man, i have only an advice for you soon weeding, like Socrates was said: i recomend to you that married, if you have good wife will be happy, if not, will be philosopher

Guy 2: jaja Oh man, your joke carrie me to sarcgasm

by gerardillo007 August 6, 2018

Sarcgasm

A fake orgasm, usually spiced with some dramatic irony.

Pimpin' God: ...and that's a rap. How was it guys?

Angel #1: I had a blast. Never been better.

Angel #2: Really? I knew I put out!

Angel #1: Not really; I was being sarcgasmic

by SnackThatSmilesBack September 30, 2014

Sarcgasm

A fake orgasm, usually spiced with some dramatic irony.

Pimpin' God: ...and that's a rap. How was it guys?

Angel #1: I had a blast. Never been better.

Angel #2: Really? I knew I put out!

Angel #1: Not really; I was being sarcgasmic

by SnackThatSmilesBack September 30, 2014

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

sarcasmoff

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship

Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff

by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sarcasm Man

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

by Deseejay December 8, 2010