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Sarcgasm 

A brillant quote or commentary, full of sarcasm, that carries to some listener to lough almost to orgasm
Guy 1: yes man, i have only an advice for you soon weeding, like Socrates was said: i recomend to you that married, if you have good wife will be happy, if not, will be philosopher

Guy 2: jaja Oh man, your joke carrie me to sarcgasm
Sarcgasm by gerardillo007 August 6, 2018

Sarcgasm 

A fake orgasm, usually spiced with some dramatic irony.
Pimpin' God: ...and that's a rap. How was it guys?

Angel #1: I had a blast. Never been better.

Angel #2: Really? I knew I put out!

Angel #1: Not really; I was being sarcgasmic
Sarcgasm by SnackThatSmilesBack September 30, 2014

Sarcgasm 

A fake orgasm, usually spiced with some dramatic irony.
Pimpin' God: ...and that's a rap. How was it guys?

Angel #1: I had a blast. Never been better.

Angel #2: Really? I knew I put out!

Angel #1: Not really; I was being sarcgasmic
Sarcgasm by SnackThatSmilesBack September 30, 2014

Counter Sarcasm 

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL
Counter Sarcasm by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

sarcasmoff 

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship
Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff
sarcasmoff by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sarcasm Man 

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.
Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.
Sarcasm Man by Deseejay December 8, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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