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Jack: Want to get Tapas tonight?

Brielle: Yea, I hear that new Greek restaurant is really good. Let's go there!

Jack: Greek? I thought Tapas where Spanish?

Brielle: Oh, you mean Stapas! I know a great Spanish place as well.
Stapas by NG $tyLeZ September 13, 2011
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stepasshole 

A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.
Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
stepasshole by jpg3 October 23, 2010
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Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.
get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”
snapass by phudz December 19, 2010

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.
"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."
Jurassic slapass by Omni November 13, 2003

Skapaskolan 

Used when talking about something bad
”Bruh, this car is so Skapaskolan, it wont start”
Skapaskolan by epicjeff69 May 20, 2019

Slapass Friday 

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."
BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

stanasaurus 

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.
Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.
stanasaurus by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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