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Statuatory Crush 

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.
Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.
Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

statuatory rape 

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Statuatory Vape 

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.
"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"
Statuatory Vape by greggers33 July 24, 2015

seananator 

is the sean of all seans. he may be called the messiah..... has the ability to transform any part of his body.... terminator is his offspring...
the only thing sean is scared of is a jelly baby.
the seananator got scared by the jelly baby having a borgasm

stagulator 

Stagulator is someone who is moving slow when everyone else is ready to go.
You are a stagulator. Hurry up and stop stagulating!
stagulator by Hollywoodlh4 March 29, 2016

Stagnatory 

verb (used without object), stagnated, stagnating, slowing down, losing speed
With the loss of oil profits, the small midwest town dropped into a stagnatory economic drought.
Stagnatory by kevinschmidt March 9, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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