borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".

Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep

by Stampy April 15, 2005

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 07, 2008

borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 06, 2007

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

by chris182 January 15, 2009

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 08, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 05, 2005

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 07, 2005