stagulator 

Stagulator is someone who is moving slow when everyone else is ready to go.

You are a stagulator. Hurry up and stop stagulating!

stagulator by Hollywoodlh4 March 29, 2016

Statuatory Crush 

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Redsock stimulator

To punch the partner during anal or vaginal sex in the side to induce groin tightening. Usually done from behind so the partner will be surprised and cannot anticipate such action. Once your partner has tightened up that's your opportunity to go to town or pull out during anal sex to induce a red sock to even the loosest of sluts.

Jimmy: I was railing out this hooker the other day and I paid $100 extra for anal.
Danny: Damn was it worth it
Jimmy: At first it was like throwing a hot dog down the hallway but than I gave her the old Redsock stimulator.
Danny: You've made me proud little bear.

Redsock stimulator by A simple man w/simple pleasure December 8, 2013

Flight Stimulator 

Term to describe an attractive flight attendant.

"I had a long trip from LA to Boston, but luckily there was a cute little flight stimulator to keep me company."

Flight Stimulator by Flight Dogg1 August 16, 2009

statuatory rape 

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

stagulate by Valarie March 16, 2005