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Statuatory Crush 

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.
Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.
Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

statuatory rape 

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

sagatory rape 

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.
I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

Statuatory Vape 

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.
"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"
Statuatory Vape by greggers33 July 24, 2015

swagnator 

you have no swag if you think you do your mistaken
"John i got swag!"
"Dude you got nothin you got swagnator"
swagnator by Swagnator December 13, 2014

statuatory ape 

he'll kill. end of story.
hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.
statuatory ape by bucnasty. April 29, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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