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Stanktimus 

Wow, rack up another one for Stanktimus.
Stanktimus by I'm not Steve January 3, 2008
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skanktious 

adjective - (pronounced skank-shoo-us) - overly promiscuous, slutty, easy, whorish, nasty, dirty, etc.
"I do say sir, that drunken sorority girl was rather skanktious indeed!"
skanktious by Ross Baxter May 12, 2014

stanktapus 

Stinky vaginitis. Most common in skanks, whores, and fat women of all kinds. This is the reason for the invention of the finger smell test. Place one finger inside the vagina and unnoticeably smell to identify possible infestation. Other symptoms are small animal tracks or noises around the area. Be aware of the dreaded bush which can ultimately cause the condition.
Ex. Hey Schwanita did you get laid last night? "No she had the stanktapus so I went to the bathroom and bailed."
stanktapus by Bubbles(.)(.) April 20, 2014

stanktions 

Restrictions or forbiddings imposed on an individual or entity due to said subject's producing excessive quantities/degrees of foul odors.
I am not generally prejudiced against one type of animal or another merely because of normal scents or smells, but I would hafta draw da line at skunks --- I reckon dat I would DEFINITELY need to impose stanktions against having THEM come and hang out around me!
stanktions by QuacksO June 1, 2021

stånkimasenka 

When Ola Conny have studied Japanese for a year and try to attract a female for some stånk.
Konbanwa, kirei desune! Stånkimasenka?
stånkimasenka by asdfsdwefwe January 18, 2024
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