stanktapus

Stinky vaginitis. Most common in skanks, whores, and fat women of all kinds. This is the reason for the invention of the finger smell test. Place one finger inside the vagina and unnoticeably smell to identify possible infestation. Other symptoms are small animal tracks or noises around the area. Be aware of the dreaded bush which can ultimately cause the condition.

Ex. Hey Schwanita did you get laid last night? "No she had the stanktapus so I went to the bathroom and bailed."

by Bubbles(.)(.) April 20, 2014

stankypuss

A female who has a constant stank smell from her vagina that can be sniffed by just sitting next to her. Usually that female has a well known stentch from her pussy among multiple, unconnected circles, groups of friends or acquaintances. If one is around that female in "close" quarters or the bedroom, be careful. A stankypuss's stank puss can leave stains!

Barry couldnt believe his roomate Jim brought a stankypuss back to the house after the bar the night before & passed out on the livingroom floor! Besides Jim having to take 4 showers when he woke up, now he would have to pay for a carpet cleaner!!

by Grant Gatsby September 9, 2010

Skanktupus

1) A slutty person who is approximately eight times skankier than most skanks.

2) A person who has actually engaged in a eight-some. Presumably rare.

That chick hooks up with two guys for every day last week. What a skanktupus.

by Aushou April 17, 2010

stankpuss

A pussy in desperate need of a douche. Smells really bad

"Yo my dick smells like shit cause of that stankpuss!"

by Frank Sidor December 18, 2005

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

stankpuss

a girls pussy that smells REALLY bad (often used as a derogatory comment)

After Daniel fingered his girlfriend Kandy, he noticed that his finger still smelled horrible the next day and said "Damn that girl has got some major stankpuss!"

by themasterofsexdefinitions February 15, 2004

STANKPUS

a girls stank ass pussy

Guy 1: did you hit that or what?

Guy 2: yea, but I had to stop, she had a stankpus!

Guy 1: Ewwww, that'll ruin your night.

by dashiki November 27, 2006