Stinky vaginitis. Most common in skanks, whores, and fat women of all kinds. This is the reason for the invention of the finger smell test. Place one finger inside the vagina and unnoticeably smell to identify possible infestation. Other symptoms are small animal tracks or noises around the area. Be aware of the dreaded bush which can ultimately cause the condition.
Ex. Hey Schwanita did you get laid last night? "No she had the stanktapus so I went to the bathroom and bailed."
by Bubbles(.)(.) April 20, 2014
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