Stancie, the cutsie nickname for Constance used for all super cool , hxc, rocker chicks. Though it is heard predominantly in europe, the nickname is finally getting the recognition it deserves here in the states.Stancies' are generally lovers of all people places and things. They are open to all ideas and are so damn charming they cast bewitching spells on anyone who happens by.
It is said that once one has been entranced by Stancie they will no longer be able to see their shadow...
by darkvixen1964 February 6, 2010
Get the Stancie mug.It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
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A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
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Get the Stanchester mug.an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008
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Get the Stanced up mug.A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007
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