Stancie

Stancie, the cutsie nickname for Constance used for all super cool , hxc, rocker chicks. Though it is heard predominantly in europe, the nickname is finally getting the recognition it deserves here in the states.Stancies' are generally lovers of all people places and things. They are open to all ideas and are so damn charming they cast bewitching spells on anyone who happens by.

It is said that once one has been entranced by Stancie they will no longer be able to see their shadow...

Stancie by darkvixen1964 February 6, 2010

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017

Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

Stanchester by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

wide bathroom stance by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

Stanced up 

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

Stanced up by YeaMS September 10, 2016

wide stance Republican 

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

wide stance Republican by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

dumb n*gga stance 

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

dumb n*gga stance by RokkNinja December 20, 2016