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Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms
Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

Hot Dog Steamers 

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.
Stimers a scrawny white male that has a foot fetish and pays boys to suck his spaghetti, Stimers is also a 14 year old child predator/child rapist. No one ever has or ever will love Stimers.
You know that kid, Cole Greencorn who tried to rape Hellen Keller, yeah he,s such a Stimers.
stimers by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer 

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

Free Staters 

The Free State Project (or FSP) is a group of individuals who make the decision to move to different areas around New Hampshire for "liberty in their lifetime" They come from all over the United States. Though they all desire personal freedom, they all have different means of reaching it. Their are Libertarians, Anarchists, Voluntaryists, Ron Paul Republicans, and the list goes on. Some prefer to not even have a label. Many try to change laws through protests, some through the courts systems. Others more blatantly, such as last year's 4:20 rallies. No one person shares the exact same opinions and/or goals, but they all respect one another and work towards their personal freedom.
I see those Free Staters all the time with their signs marching through the streets!

cleveland steamers 

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.
I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.
cleveland steamers by dookieluv February 15, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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