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stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006
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Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011

white chocolate stalion 

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom
ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Stallone's Law 

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."
Stallone's Law by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Hungry Stallone 

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.
Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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