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stalloned 

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
stalloned by robot_ January 22, 2006
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Stalloned 

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
Stalloned by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Stalloned 

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.
My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.
Stalloned by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

stalloned 

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.
HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!
stalloned by Supermarioo January 1, 2007

stalloned 

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone
jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****
stalloned by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned 

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned
stalloned by yessum July 21, 2003

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
Stallone Cuts by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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