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when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
by robot_ January 21, 2006
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When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010
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To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.
My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.
by Loose Mortar March 07, 2011
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Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.
HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!
by Supermarioo December 27, 2006
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to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone
jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****
by abernethy May 30, 2005
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Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned
by yessum July 21, 2003
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