stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

by Supermarioo January 01, 2007

stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

by abernethy June 05, 2005

stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

by yessum July 21, 2003

Stallone

A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.

Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.

by Tels Mibsons December 31, 2010

Stallone's

Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.

I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.

by Cliffhanger December 14, 2008

Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.

"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."

by Eric Warfield May 06, 2008