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“omg did u hear that chiara got with that guy in the train station”

“OMG STAGOP”

stagop by gyat123 May 10, 2024

stagop

stop in g

“did you hear chiara got with that guy in the train station”
“OMG STAGOP”

stagop by gyat123 May 11, 2024

snagopuss 

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.

Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime

snagopuss by dorinonimo June 15, 2009

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Stagolee 

Tough, badass black man. This is based on Stagger Lee Shelton, an African-American cab Driver and pimp. He was convicted of murdering Billy Lyons in 1895 in St. Louis. His crimes were immortalized in a song, that was often re-recorded and several versions refer to him as "Stagolee".

Samuel L. Jackson, is pretty stagolee in every role he plays.

Stagolee by vertexico December 18, 2009

stegophilist 

a person whose pastime is climbing the outside of buildings

it's a sport where you use buildings as a jungle gym

stegophilist by jennesa September 19, 2004

Stagpression 

Stagpression is the combination of a Stagnant life with mild or deep depression. It is the emotional equivalent to Stagflation in economics. The Stagnant life part of the emotion can be described as constant boredom, a feeling of uselessness, or hopelessness for the future.

Michael used to have hopes and dreams, but with his current inability to find a job coupled with having nothing fun to ever do, Michael is suffering from the effects of Stagpression, feeling that his life is going nowhere and forces beyond his control are causing it to go that way.

Stagpression by The King of Zing October 7, 2009