Stagnetty
After my boy spent time with that dirty girl he wasn’t able to pick up any other chicks because he had a stagnetty.
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Skagnetty
The term given to an individual- usually a woman- who is less than desirable, morally corrupt, raunchy, and/or filthy. They usually stroll along the most dangerous and drug-frenzied streets with a shit-eating grin and a piss-poor disposition. There happens to be an abundance of these individuals from the Deep Dirty South, the region in which I sprang forth. These individuals are prone to begging, stealing, profanity, shooting methamphetamines, and/or prosititution. Finally, these individuals have a total lack of self-respect and partake in janky practices such as public fornication, public displays of drunk pole-dancing, and attempts to pose as a super-model for the passers-by who happen to be taking a picture of them for shits and giggles.
Friend: "Boy howdy, did you just see that ol' skagnetty grin?! She looked a little long in the tooth!"
Me: "No, that wasn't a tooth. It was a cigarette. She doesn't have any fucking teeth!" (uproarious laughter commences)
Me: "No, that wasn't a tooth. It was a cigarette. She doesn't have any fucking teeth!" (uproarious laughter commences)
Skagnetty by Big Bad Jake from Alabammy August 4, 2011
Related Words
Stagnetty • Skagnetty • Scagnetti • stagette • spaghetty • stagerty • Stagletts • stagnattitude • stagnitta • Stagnittoed
stagette
stagette
Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out
This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:
1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:
1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."
"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"
Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.
Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"
Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.
Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
stagette by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011
Scagnetti
Theiving Bastards that lie.
Hurtin unit, almost too hurtin for words.
Someone who has been scraglinated.
To scag, be scagged, or attempt a scaggle.
Someone who bones your girlfriend.
A person in a severe state of intoxication.
Hurtin unit, almost too hurtin for words.
Someone who has been scraglinated.
To scag, be scagged, or attempt a scaggle.
Someone who bones your girlfriend.
A person in a severe state of intoxication.
stagerty
How are you feeling today? I feel like I'm overwhelmed with stagerty.
Sir please have stagerty.
Why didn't you do your homework ? Because I have stagerty.
Sir please have stagerty.
Why didn't you do your homework ? Because I have stagerty.
stagerty by DorothyWinston December 17, 2011
Stagletts
Stagletts by Staglett02 February 26, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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