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Skagnetty 

The term given to an individual- usually a woman- who is less than desirable, morally corrupt, raunchy, and/or filthy. They usually stroll along the most dangerous and drug-frenzied streets with a shit-eating grin and a piss-poor disposition. There happens to be an abundance of these individuals from the Deep Dirty South, the region in which I sprang forth. These individuals are prone to begging, stealing, profanity, shooting methamphetamines, and/or prosititution. Finally, these individuals have a total lack of self-respect and partake in janky practices such as public fornication, public displays of drunk pole-dancing, and attempts to pose as a super-model for the passers-by who happen to be taking a picture of them for shits and giggles.
Friend: "Boy howdy, did you just see that ol' skagnetty grin?! She looked a little long in the tooth!"

Me: "No, that wasn't a tooth. It was a cigarette. She doesn't have any fucking teeth!" (uproarious laughter commences)
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Skagnasty 

skanky, rank, nasty, gross
Damn that bitch is skagnasty
Skagnasty by Kellie Carr October 17, 2008
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Scagnetti 

Theiving Bastards that lie.

Hurtin unit, almost too hurtin for words.

Someone who has been scraglinated.

To scag, be scagged, or attempt a scaggle.

Someone who bones your girlfriend.

A person in a severe state of intoxication.
"That Scagnetti Dustin, he smoked all my dope!"

"U Fuck! u banged my bitch! Fuckin Scagnetti"

"Haha! Doogie scagged yer sorry ass."


"Son Of A Fuckin Scagnetti Bitch! Boubie scagged my beers!"
Scagnetti by Vormav January 16, 2004

scagnetti 

state whic one may experience after copious amounts of sleep deprivation and lsd
man i was full scagnetti on sunday
scagnetti by dsfl34 July 14, 2007

skaghetto 

A new crossbreed in sterotypes, when ghetto people and skaters collide. Wearing ghetto clothes, baggy jeans, yet wearing vans and skater shoes.
That kid is wearing a plain white shirt, baggy jeans, but wearing Vans, skaghetto.
skaghetto by sdfdsklf October 2, 2006

Stagnetty 

After eating vagina you get a long drool that stinks like stagnant fish tank
After my boy spent time with that dirty girl he wasn’t able to pick up any other chicks because he had a stagnetty.
Stagnetty by EGerb April 14, 2019

spaghetty 

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.
I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?
spaghetty by QuacksO June 15, 2021
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