Sqweeble 

Not a greeble

Dan: A sqweeble is not a greeble

Sqweeble by Hoffy September 11, 2018

Squeeblers 

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

Squeeblers by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013

Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

Squeeble by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009

Sqweedle 

a squeeble weeble. you know a scit scattin do dattin word for a squirty shit.

-what was that noise?

-Sorry, I got a bad case of the sqweedles.

-No problem. I know how that goes.

Sqweedle by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.

"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".

shweebler by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

Squeebles 

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

Squeebles by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

squeebles 

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

squeebles by Mathmagician February 8, 2008