Shleeb

A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.

Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."

by TC51 August 21, 2017

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The substance found on underwear tucked shamelessly into the back part of a closet.

The renovation was going fine until Russell touched the shleeb ridden boxers the homeowner had left in the closet that was being remodeled.

by Lamarthepainter January 05, 2021

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When you take something from someone without their permission.

John: "Guess what Dave, I just shleeb'd Mikes girlfriend right infront of his eyes!"

Dave:"Fuck sake John you saucy devil"

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