Steebles can mean many things, mostly in a pointless and random reply, can also be used as a replacement for swearing in frustration. It's most common use is if you are trying to confuse somebody who does not know what it means. Steebles is a great word to use in day-to-daylife
What do you think you are doing punk?
Steebles mate, Steebles.
Aww Fu-...STEEBLES!
What you upto the night then?
Steebles
The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.
Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!