Squeebles 

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

Squeebles by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

squeebles 

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

squeebles by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

Squeebles 

An exclamation of pure energy

We’re going on a trip! Squeebles!

Squeebles by Sooper Dude March 19, 2019

squeebles 

The slimy, seedy gross part of a tomato or other slimy nasty vegitable

the squeebles in the tomato are utterly grossening.

squeebles by Paisley Pumpernickle April 15, 2005

squeezle 

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

squeezle by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

squeetle

When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.

For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.

squeetle by Jacques05 April 12, 2017