shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.

"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".

shweebler by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

scleebler 

A child predator with wings.

Manuel was walking in the park with his two year old son when out of nowhere a scleebler swooped down and stole his son with his claws.

scleebler by Reuben17 December 26, 2008

Shneebles 

1. An expression used to signify or define an alternative cognitive reality, that is, one which can neither be perceived or given a specific attachment to an actual physical object. In other words, the word has unlimited definitions, it means what you want it to. boom, roasted.

guy a: shneebles.
guy b: yes, thats correct.
guy a: exactly.

Shneebles by annigans October 18, 2011

shweebular 

a combination of the words,shwing,dweeb,uber, and stellar. creating shweebular.

ledgend has it, that it was created by these two stoners by the names of moon-unit and dweezil. no body knows what happend to them. they were last seen at a pee wee herman worship ritual down in death valley.

"dude, last night i was smoking a bowl of some great chron with a buddy of mine. and all of a sudden pee wee herman came on the tv. and my bro freeked. it was shweebular."
"word."

shweebular by moon-unit 122349922 October 9, 2007

Squeeblers 

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

Squeeblers by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013

Shmeeble 

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Shweebies 

Sweaty testicles

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.

Shweebies by Princess5178 March 13, 2014