squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Squirtistics 

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

Squirtistics by Racenerd May 17, 2021

Squirtistics 

A term originating from the app ifunny, meaning the measurements of a woman’s squirt, or how far she can squirt

Woman:exists
Ifunnier:the squirtistics, Now!

Squirtistics by Plinplinplon\[T]/ June 12, 2021

squirtastic 

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008