Squirtle! 

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.

girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.

Squirtle! by mr. squirter April 16, 2010

Squirtle 

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirtle 

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Squirtle 

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.

Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!

Squirtle by XenonNe May 8, 2013

Squirtle 

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle

Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!

Squirtle by Will =D July 1, 2009

Squirtle 

A girl, who is able to squirt. The female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm.

- I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?

I caught myself a Squirtle last night!

- Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :(

Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime

Squirtle by 1p4life January 2, 2013

Squirtle 

The act of spitting your significant other's juices at them after they reach climax.

" So last night after my girlfriend squirted in my mouth I poked my head up and pulled a Squirtle on her "

Squirtle by Vyr0z January 9, 2014