Squirrel'd 

Verb: to squirrel- absolutely decimate someone in either physical or mental skills

Did you see that Brock Lesnar fight? He got squirrel'd

Squirrel'd by Patt Maglia November 28, 2010

squirrel dive 

to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.

Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.

squirrel dive by Cal City Crew March 25, 2004

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

Squirrel derby by fargocindo June 21, 2013

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) 

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

squirrel diet 

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

squirrel diet by raytownskater September 29, 2014

squirrel diet 

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

squirrel diet by raytownskater September 29, 2014

Squirrel doggin’ 

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.

We were squirrel doggin’ to Justin Timberlake.

Squirrel doggin’ by Flock yeah July 12, 2018