Squirltes

The prettiest, most beautiful duck anyone will ever see.

Have you seen anything prettier than Squirltes?

by Kai I guess November 25, 2021

bean water squirts

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

by 🐺 March 27, 2020

back squirts

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.

I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.

by stuberts October 22, 2015

hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003