a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow
by obvsval February 21, 2023
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Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
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Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?
by Conye October 21, 2017
Get the quiffing mug.Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.
"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado
by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010
Get the Nectar quaffing mug.With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
They quaffed their ale with gusto!
by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005
Get the quaffing mug.Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the quoffing mug.verb assosciated ith the act of producind a quifedescribing the noise made when air is forced out of the vagina when the penis draws out and in. effectively vaginal farts, see quife
by ezmerelda September 12, 2005
Get the quifing mug.Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
by J*Dub December 28, 2005
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