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A pet name used by fans to represent the pairing of Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts) and Yuffie Kisaragi (FFVII, KH) as a couple. {variants: SQUIFFIE, SQUAFFIE}
Pronunciations may vary. SKOO-fee, SKUH-fee, SKWI-fee, SKWUH-fee, SKWOO-fee and SKWAH-fee are all generally accepted.

It is known that many hardcore Squffie fans harbor a deep and vicious hatred for Rinoa Heartilly, Leonhart's love intrest in FFVIII, though certainly not ALL feel this way (some even going as far as to LIKE her). As a result, some Squiffie fanfiction may include Rinoa bashing (always good fun!), but most focuses purely on the relationship between the two characters.

Warning: Squffie fics are ANGST RIDDEN. Do not read if you are pregnant, nursing or in a fragile state of mind, as SquffieAngst can be highly addictive.
"...there is just no way that Squffie could ever be possible..."

"...Squffie is about the most adorable thing I think I've evah seen! I find it really inspiring, actually..."

"...A quick drabble about what Squallie thought of Yuffie saying he was 'cute' in the first game. Squffie, pure fluff..."
Squffie by Laughing Wolf September 21, 2008
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Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven™
I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.
Stuffie™ by gravymonkey December 31, 2009
An invulnerability fetish. More specifically, Snuffie is sort of a giggling cousin to the snuff fetish.

In Snuffie however, pain is replaced by pleasure and nothing is permanent. It's very much like Looney Tunes-style cartoon violence, but more like; 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool if nothing could hurt me, and if things that normally would hurt felt yiffy instead?'

Another difference between snuffie and snuff (guro, too) is that snuffie is usually bloodless. Graphic descriptions of innards and gore are avoided most of the time, unless presented in a gleeful, gross-out kind of way (Garbage Pail Kids as opposed to Paul Verhoven).

Snuffie fans might draw or write scenarios of getting squashed, blown to bits, eaten, skewered or otherwise mutilated, but the most important thing is that everyone involved is having a good time and they know they'll be fine afterwards. In fact, the character's knowlege of being safe no matter what happens is a big part of snuffie. In this sense, it is different from necrophilia in that death is not the turn-on; the *absence* of death is.

Most importantly though, snuffie is a fetish which is not to be taken seriously. Snuffie is silly. Snuffie is childlike. Snuffie is the antithesis of angst.

Snuffie lends itself very well to chat logs, and is often linked with furry fans, vore, macrophile or castration/nullification.

Possibly the easiest way to tell the difference between snuff and snuffie is, if you look at it and say "Aww, that's cute!" instead of "EEEYAH!!!", then it's probably snuffie.
"I just read this great snuffie story online! The main character gets their head chopped off, then he and his friends play basketball with it!"

"I was RPing with another fur in a chat room and I suddenly realized he was a snuffie fan when he bit off my penis, put it in a hot dog bun, and asked me if I had any mustard."
Snuffie by Alex Reynard November 12, 2008
Alternate term for plushie; a plush toy or stuffed animal
Origin: British English (aka The Queen's English)
"My, what a cute stuffie you have there!"
stuffie by fixman88 April 8, 2004

Squffins 

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.
These squffins are amazing!
Squffins by dadanimal September 8, 2014

stuffies 

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.

i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
stuffies by stefania-zee January 17, 2008
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