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Squaffin 

To simply walk as a group through the woods chasing birds and sqawing at the members of the group when a bird has been spotted.
Bethany: Would you like to go squaffin later?
Delgado: Of course! Only if we get to snatch the birds.
Squaffin by nAttErOni September 11, 2018
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Squaffle 

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.
I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.
Squaffle by Cruziana June 20, 2020
A pet name used by fans to represent the pairing of Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts) and Yuffie Kisaragi (FFVII, KH) as a couple. {variants: SQUIFFIE, SQUAFFIE}
Pronunciations may vary. SKOO-fee, SKUH-fee, SKWI-fee, SKWUH-fee, SKWOO-fee and SKWAH-fee are all generally accepted.

It is known that many hardcore Squffie fans harbor a deep and vicious hatred for Rinoa Heartilly, Leonhart's love intrest in FFVIII, though certainly not ALL feel this way (some even going as far as to LIKE her). As a result, some Squiffie fanfiction may include Rinoa bashing (always good fun!), but most focuses purely on the relationship between the two characters.

Warning: Squffie fics are ANGST RIDDEN. Do not read if you are pregnant, nursing or in a fragile state of mind, as SquffieAngst can be highly addictive.
"...there is just no way that Squffie could ever be possible..."

"...Squffie is about the most adorable thing I think I've evah seen! I find it really inspiring, actually..."

"...A quick drabble about what Squallie thought of Yuffie saying he was 'cute' in the first game. Squffie, pure fluff..."
Squffie by Laughing Wolf September 21, 2008

squaffle 

A squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. A delicacy originating in hartford Connecticut. Squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a Pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.
May I have some of your squaffle? It looks delicious.

I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle
squaffle by jabber.on April 10, 2010

squaffle 

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.
1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.
squaffle by Music Talks August 13, 2007

Squaffing 

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)
richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!
Squaffing by squaff4fun July 16, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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