squibbon 

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

squibbon by Matthew February 11, 2004

Squibbon 

In the future there will a super race of squibbons (squid cross gibbon) which rule over humanity from the trees.

"Run... the squibbons are coming"

Squibbon by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019

squibbously 

Spraying (fake blood) outward as if propelled by a squib (small sfx explosive).

We went to see that 80's action movie so we could see decaliters of crimson syrup squibbously ejected from stunt men.

squibbously by gemakie September 17, 2012

Squibbing 

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .

'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'

Squibbing by Squibber23 November 21, 2019

squibbing 

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

squibbing by grimola October 5, 2011

Squibbing 

While performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the anus of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. You then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.

She was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.

Squibbing by SRATAT October 4, 2009

Squibbing on jibsac 

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

Squibbing on jibsac by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021