Squibbing

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .

'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'

by Squibber23 November 21, 2019

squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

Squibbing

While performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the anus of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. You then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.

She was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.

by SRATAT October 4, 2009

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

by Ddymus May 11, 2021

Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form

I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother

by Colonel Shlibbing October 21, 2019

squidging

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

by peachstar June 24, 2005