squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 05, 2011

squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

by E. Pak March 13, 2010

Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic

Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter

by HPFanatic1234 June 13, 2012

Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb

Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed

by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022

Squib

A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.

- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.

by Harry Potter Lover February 07, 2007

Squib

An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron

Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib

by UHSVU August 29, 2009

squib

(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.

1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.

by Pox Voldius January 01, 2005