Definitions by Privatejohnson

Roasty toasty princess

The desecrator of any sweet puff to point of no amount of magic eraser can save.

Ohh Elle you roasty toasty princess

Roasty toasty princess by Privatejohnson February 1, 2025

Mummich 

To be mummich is for one to lose all common sense and integrity. Can also affect brain activity. A person can be non mummich and turn mummich at any time but there are steps to return to non mummich

Goddam how mummich is he acting right now.

Mummich by Privatejohnson April 22, 2024

Mummich 

Anyone who is mummich is known to have the wheel turning but the hamsters not home. Not the sharpest tool in the shed and definitely one beer short of a six pack.

Fuck that cunt is so mummich

Mummich by Privatejohnson February 24, 2024

Much of a muchness 

Turkish delights are my favourite, no way they're my favourite. My sons middle name is this, that's my middle name. I want to buy this house, omg no I want to, out of every house you choose that one. Does not surprise me, every day there is something new to add in the story of big cuddly bear nath and kind hearted Chez.

Those two are much of a muchness

Much of a muchness by Privatejohnson December 31, 2022

Squibbon 

In the future there will a super race of squibbons (squid cross gibbon) which rule over humanity from the trees.

"Run... the squibbons are coming"

Squibbon by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019

Carbon footprint 

The black soot left on ones crack pipe which seems to be with only the most annoying of pipe smokers. It never seems to disappear thus becoming one's carbon footprint

Geez have you seen lornes carbon footprint on his pipe it must go back ages!!!

Carbon footprint by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019