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Squeetch 

"Ryan! Is that a Squeetch?!"
"No, Kate, it's most definitely a small hairy child."
Squeetch by K8eliz December 27, 2011
Words you can keep
A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.
Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!
Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020

Squeethorp 

A person who walks on the beach looking for dead Seagulls to suck the butt wind out of.
I saw a squeethorp today suck on 3 birds.
Squeethorp by Squeethorp January 26, 2009
I swear Bill that Squetch i saw was at least 9 feet
Squetch by Butt Pancakes June 18, 2017

Squeechy 

So cute that you want to pinch it's cheeks.

Comes from "Squeeze Cheeks".
Grandma to grandchild: "Oh look at that little outfit. You looks so squeechy!" <pinches cheeks>

"That dog is too squeechy!"
Squeechy by Lookatmyturtle February 23, 2009

squeeching 

a loud sound in between squeaking and screeching
Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)
squeeching by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019

Anal squeenching 

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.
The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.
Anal squeenching by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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