seagulls

People, especally children, who come into resturants and are loud, annoying, and leave shit all over the place. This more fits children the the single digit age because they're usually in swarms and have little to no grace while eatting food.

"I can't believe how much trash i have to clean up from this table, it's all the seagulls fault."

by hailsatan February 15, 2006

Seagulls

Excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; The behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.

Man, I'll call you back Im getting seagulls on the other line.

Dude, I got seagulls up the ass last night for not calling my girlfriend back.

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004

Seagulls

A group of really annoying girls who pretend to be drunk, are super ditzy and flirt with anything with a penis.

Oh god, the seagulls are here.

by princessal February 18, 2009

Seagulls

Nature's version of welfare recipients.

Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.

by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012

Seagulls

People with no money who want to share your drugs

As soon as the boys found out i had a bag all the seagulls were begging me for a line..

by maccasweatshirt August 9, 2020

Seagulls

white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away

AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

seagulls, stop it now

An absolutely hilarious music video by Bad Lip Reading. A parody of The Empire Strikes Back, the song has Yoda warning Luke Skywalker about the dangers seagulls pose to beachgoers. Many think the seagulls are a metaphor for the Clone Troopers, who wiped out most of the Jedi Order after the Clone Wars. Either way, the song is hilarious. Yoda also beats up poor R2-D2, puts a fish in their picnic basket, and, after Luke disses Yoda's singing, very menacingly warns him: "Don't fall asleep. DON'T. FALL. ASLEEP. "

Yoda: Nothing a little music can't help. Rockin. Rockin and Rollin. Down to the beach I'm strollin. But the seagulls, poke at my head, not fun!! Said seagulls, stop it now!!!!

by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 30, 2019