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A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.
Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!
Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020

Squeechy 

So cute that you want to pinch it's cheeks.

Comes from "Squeeze Cheeks".
Grandma to grandchild: "Oh look at that little outfit. You looks so squeechy!" <pinches cheeks>

"That dog is too squeechy!"
Squeechy by Lookatmyturtle February 23, 2009

squeeching 

Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)
squeeching by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019
1. To slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. Bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.

2. Pinch/ squeeze.

3. Throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.
1. She squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.

2. Boy: "Did you just squeech my butt?"
Girl: "Maybe i did... maybe i didn't!"

3. Boy and girl walking in silence
Boy: "SQUEECH!"
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "Oh I know."
squeech by Sneaky Spork April 13, 2009
A combination of the word "question" inside of the word "speech." It's a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. The person usually disagrees with the speaker.

Coined by debators in Northern California's high school debate organization, Junior State of America, in the early 2000s.
When Eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with "Squeech! Squeech!"

At the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate's position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.
squeech by tee bee December 9, 2007
To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.
Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"
Squeech by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009