The act of saving a seat by claiming squatie. If someone sits in a seat claimed by another by the act of squatie, the rightful owner of said seat may shit on perpetrator's face.
Bj claims squatie on his seat and goes to the bathroom. Nick sits in seat, so bj squats over nick's face and shits on him.
by White Boyz June 21, 2012
Get the Squatie mug.Wilbur Soot's cursed idea for an animal from Ranboo's stream on 5/28/2021. Bright blue, with large beady eyes, a big head, and a jacked body. Would rather not exist and yet does. No preferred biome to live in, uncomfortable everywhere.
by i_dont_even_know_dude May 28, 2021
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For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”
“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”
“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”
“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”
by Parsa J. December 15, 2019
Get the squarier mug.(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.
by MisterWill December 10, 2018
Get the Thot Squatter mug.A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.
by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016
Get the Squatter mug.In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
by HananaBannah October 21, 2009
Get the Womb Squatter mug.When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018
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