squaffified
Scared shitless for your life
squaffified by DurtGurt1 May 30, 2023
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squantified
Adjective
(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)
To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb
Simple past tense and past participle of squantify
Origin
Derivative of squantify
(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)
To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb
Simple past tense and past participle of squantify
Origin
Derivative of squantify
squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019
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Squantified
The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?
David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet
Squantified by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015
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