squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

squaffed by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

squiffed by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

squiffed by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

Squaffer 

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

Squaffer by Big Eez January 24, 2012