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squantified 

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify
Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year
squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019
Related Words

Squanter 

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.
you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter
Squanter by cfsquash July 17, 2011

squantify 

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.
squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian
I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.
He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.
lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018

squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013