squantified 

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squantified 

The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?

David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet

Squantified by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015

squaffified 

Scared shitless for your life

Did you see Andrew? He pulled a gun out in class, I was squaffified!

squaffified by DurtGurt1 May 30, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004