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Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"
Squant by madboxofrox November 29, 2013
Words you can keep
A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.
A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"
SQUANT by JUFIUS September 9, 2010
(adj.): The state of being short and rotund. Often implies a high level of fluffiness.
"Aww that fluffy pigeon is so squant. I want to cuddle it."
Squant by supercrooper May 16, 2015
A little-known fourth primary color. Discovered by Dr. Wohan Squant at the Optical Institute and Shade Company of Mindinaw in the early 1990s, squant is unique in being the only color, primary or otherwise, to carry its own unique scent.
Mixing squant with the other primaries produces squed, sque, and squellow.
squant by catmoleman September 14, 2022
A tiny, tight vagina that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. A really tight Vagina.
'Bro I fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!
Squant by Whit3oak February 4, 2010
A passing by female that is attractive to the average male eye
"Ey Lange, Squant at 6 O'Clock"
squant by squawtees July 31, 2012
What a monkey is called when he runs around and bites peoples fingers off
"Sorry man I can't come to the party, my mom was attacked by a Squant"
Squant by Pirango November 22, 2020
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