An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness

"I want to Squammer"

"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."

Squammer by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020

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Squappety Blap

When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef

Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.

Squappety Blap by Squapstars October 16, 2011

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Squampter

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")

I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!

Squampter by Kaboomers April 14, 2021

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Squamiferiferous

Adjective - denoting the quality of bristly and sometimes irregular epidermal projections borne on the petioles of a Philodendron squamiferum

Charles: Why Maxwell would you look at the undercarriage of this domestic foliage?
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.

Squamiferiferous by phytosexual August 8, 2021

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