Squampper just just messaged me! Im going to screen shot it and read the message over and over again every night before i go to bed.
by Squampper November 26, 2022
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by fraz1777 March 6, 2007
Get the squipper mug.An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness
"I want to Squammer"
"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020
Get the Squammer mug.When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef
Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
by Squapstars October 16, 2011
Get the Squappety Blap mug.The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!
I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!
My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!
My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
by Kaboomers April 14, 2021
Get the Squampter mug.Adjective - denoting the quality of bristly and sometimes irregular epidermal projections borne on the petioles of a Philodendron squamiferum
Charles: Why Maxwell would you look at the undercarriage of this domestic foliage?
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
by phytosexual August 8, 2021
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