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squatpertunity by Lillyb13 June 6, 2016
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Squammer
An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness
"I want to Squammer"
"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
Squammer by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020
Squappety Blap
When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef
Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
Squappety Blap by Squapstars October 16, 2011
Squampter
The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
Squamiferiferous
Adjective - denoting the quality of bristly and sometimes irregular epidermal projections borne on the petioles of a Philodendron squamiferum
Charles: Why Maxwell would you look at the undercarriage of this domestic foliage?
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
Maxwell: How ravishing, those are indeed the most squamiferiferous of petioles I have seen since the war.
Squamiferiferous by phytosexual August 8, 2021
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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