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Squampter 

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
Squampter by Kaboomers April 14, 2021
Related Words

Squapple 

A squapple is a apple with a squirrel tail and head.
I saw a squapple in the tree.
Squapple by IAmASquapple June 4, 2014

Squamule 

1) A teeny tiny scale

2) A squealing donkey

3) A Harry Potter fan
"I'm a squamule and I'm a squamule of a squamule."
- "I'm a Harry Potter fan and I'm a tiny bit of a squealing donkey."
Squamule by 123qwertytime July 3, 2011

squapple 

OMG! It's a squapple
squapple by Kannaislove February 13, 2018

Squampper 

Squampper just just messaged me! Im going to screen shot it and read the message over and over again every night before i go to bed.
Squampper by Squampper November 26, 2022

Squamblefimey 

I was unsure of how to spell "Pantaul". I believe this spelling is quite meinous. The bewckleschmidtfulness of the word makes me so porstuvated! This is why I'm such a Gnarvleswopper! I fear that I might lose the Spelling Bee, i mean, I'm even gurtling! Once I figure out the spelling, I am destined to be filled with the utmost squamblefimey.
Squamblefimey by Stally Wally February 10, 2023