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A person who smokes a shit ton of cigarettes.
Hey, you look like a squamer. Can I bum a cigarette?
squamer by MoosejuiceJR April 3, 2017
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Squarerrorism 

The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.
My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.

That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.
Squarerrorism by Daddee September 3, 2013
A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.
Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"

Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
squaker by Average Gamer September 22, 2013
A Philly slang for a early model car
Me and my buls packed up in the squader and came down
squader by Jerrell Smith October 9, 2003

Squaterpotamus 

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.
Have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I let Mia use it, but I’m not sure if she returned my Squaterpotamus.
Squaterpotamus by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

Squammer 

An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness
"I want to Squammer"

"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."
Squammer by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020

squaberdoodle 

a hairy like thing that lives in the woods
look jerry a squaberdoodle
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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