The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")
I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!
by Kaboomers April 14, 2021
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