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Sqooter

A young person under the guidance of a older flirt/game expert or veteran and has been under the wing for at least a month
"That young boy there is my young Sqooter"

"He got no badges, so we need to make him a Sqooter"
by TheSigma January 20, 2022
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scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
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Scooter Braun

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
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pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
by jpg3 August 28, 2010
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shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating
bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in
by fubgm May 31, 2017
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scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."
by spixn January 9, 2014
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Scooter

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015
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