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squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?
squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007

Sqeejelly 

A magical unicorn. He has a unibrow and when one plucks it, he poops out a rainbow. He has a magic hoof that has a bellybutton on the bottom of it. He eats the dandruff out of his long, luscious two inch mane.
Oh Sqeejelly, can I have some of that nice, yammish looking dandruff?
Sqeejelly by unicornlover January 31, 2009

sneezely jeezers 

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok
A mix between a snake and a weasel
Aaron: Casey's spirit animal is a sweezel.
Braxton: yeah casey's shady as fuck.
Sweezel by Sydney spanks June 13, 2015
To constantly tune/flirt with women; to sniff around for snatch like a weasel: A Snatch weasel
Tim: Brad, you're always on the prowl.

Brad: I can't help it, I'm just a sneezel.
sneezel by Mike.B May 8, 2008

sheezels 

Sheezels is a made up word which is a better and nicer word to use instead of shit
What the sheezels is this!?
sheezels by MusicalArtsLover July 1, 2018