Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
A magical unicorn. He has a unibrow and when one plucks it, he poops out a rainbow. He has a magic hoof that has a bellybutton on the bottom of it. He eats the dandruff out of his long, luscious two inch mane.
Oh Sqeejelly, can I have some of that nice, yammish looking dandruff?