Definitions by Locker

smacker 

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

smacker by Locker December 12, 2008

Just like Jimmy 

1. To be a player.
2. To be cool.
3. To have the latest gadgets.

Sourced from the T-Mobile commercials featuring the Jimmy character in his red, monogrammed bathrobe.

Jackie: That white boy Daniel is a cool as the other side of my pillow.
Erika: For Realz! He's just like Jimmy.

Just like Jimmy by Locker August 21, 2007

Mexifox 

1. (n) A foxy Mexican girl.

Jen: Hey Big D what's new?
D: Have a new crush on this Mexifox named Erica at work.

Mexifox by Locker August 7, 2007

Snap some loads 

Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.

Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!

Snap some loads by Locker June 27, 2007

manangilated 

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

manangilated by Locker June 16, 2007

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

sandalphobia by Locker June 12, 2007

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

dork factor by Locker June 11, 2007