smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker January 25, 2007

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

by Locker May 23, 2007

Snap some loads

Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.

Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!

by Locker June 05, 2007

Mexifox

1. (n) A foxy Mexican girl.

Jen: Hey Big D what's new?
D: Have a new crush on this Mexifox named Erica at work.

by Locker August 07, 2007

squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

by Locker May 23, 2007

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker May 25, 2007

Just like Jimmy

1. To be a player.
2. To be cool.
3. To have the latest gadgets.

Sourced from the T-Mobile commercials featuring the Jimmy character in his red, monogrammed bathrobe.

Jackie: That white boy Daniel is a cool as the other side of my pillow.
Erika: For Realz! He's just like Jimmy.

by Locker August 17, 2007