Locker's definitions

squeezel

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

by Locker June 11, 2007

Mexifox

1. (n) A foxy Mexican girl.

Jen: Hey Big D what's new?
D: Have a new crush on this Mexifox named Erica at work.

by Locker August 7, 2007

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

by Locker June 11, 2007

Snap some loads

Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.

Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!

by Locker June 27, 2007