8 definitions by Locker

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A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.
Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
by Locker May 24, 2007
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1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker January 25, 2007
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Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.
Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!
by Locker June 05, 2007
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1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
by Locker May 23, 2007
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1. (n) A foxy Mexican girl.
Jen: Hey Big D what's new?
D: Have a new crush on this Mexifox named Erica at work.

by Locker August 06, 2007
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1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.
Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
by Locker May 23, 2007
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1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.
Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.
by Locker May 27, 2007
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